- Have you seen this man? He has gone missing and Wild Man is very concerned.
I regret to bother you on this fine Friday evening with such somber news, but Wild Man must report a missing person. Have you seen this man? This man is known to go by, “The Record Meister,” “The Noble Swede,” “Duane Thor,” or “Born on the same day that Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mt. Everest.” He may have disguised himself by moving a lot of hair from his head down to his face. Until recently he could be identified by his undying love and devotion for Wild Man.
Due to a prolonged commenting silence, and his total disregard and indifference towards winning the “Prize that is Beyond Belief,” Wild Man has concluded “The Noble Swede” has either been kidnapped or fallen into a serious depression. If the latter is true then
“Please come back Duane there are a lot of people who love you very much, mostly Wild Man.”
If he has been kidnapped then
the kidnappers should address their ransom requests to http://outfromthewild.com
and Wild Man will hunt you down and give you more “ransom” than you could possibly imagine!
If you have seen this man or have any information concerning his whereabouts please contact Wild Man on http://outfromthewild.com
or share on Facebook at www.facebook.com/outfromthewild
. Duane if you are reading this please let Wild Man know you are okay by commenting and posting two of his videos to your facebook page thus winning points toward “The Prize that is Beyond Belief.” Jump back in the game Record Meister!