Wild Man has made a new video for you this week. Do you know why? Because you deserve it. Go to the mirror and tell yourself that ten times, “You deserve to enjoy a new Wild Man video this week.” Please comment below and tell us how much doing that has helped your self-esteem.
Monday: “Devin Has a Fat Day” in this video we once again get to see Devin deal with his insecurities. Wild Man is still not as sensitive as he should be.
All I have for you this week is the new Monday video, but I want to share this short little story with you and I hope it touches you as much as it touched me.
Moldy Piece of Lettuce (based on a true story)
One day I was making lunch and I ate a piece of lettuce that had mold on it. That evening I went to bed afraid that I would get a fungal infection from it (or something like that) and die. During the night I had a dream that I became a giant piece of moldy lettuce, and all the kids called me mean names like, “Moldy piece of lettuce” and “Gross big moldy guy” and “Big giant ugly gross lettuce person.” It really hurt my feelings. The moral of the story is don’t eat a moldy piece of lettuce.
Let me know if that touched you as much as it touched me.
Until next time–Wild Man